Sunday, May 9, 2010

Paris Hilton: Love Her or Despise Her?

Who has the internet in a shark feeding frenzy for scandalous tapes? You may ask yourself, "is it Pamela Lee Anderson?" No, it is Paris Hilton or should I say "Paris the Heiress."

This party-hopping socialite definately has made a name for herself. From the online sex tapes, to the "House of Wax" she has become the queen of the internet. How long will it last? How long can we handle it?

Many seem to find her life amusing and her tv show the "Simple Life" raised a few eyebrows. Imagine having Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie coming to your house? It would be nice to see them doing dishes, laundry, and being maids.

The only thing that seems to give Paris Hilton the attention online are those sex tapes. I don't see an acting career for her or a television career. She might have a modeling career for anorexic girls that are rich.

Have you watched House of Wax? If you have, then you know she cannot act. She is attractive, but incredibly anorexic. I am sure there were people in the movie theatre, secretly cheering in their hearts, when a metal pole went through her head. I know why the killer did not aim at the body, because he would have missed it! It is hard to hit a target that is not there! Someone give her a ham sandwich!

Love her or despise her? This rich young woman does have a strong following and the tabloids eat up her antics. It may be hard to believe, but there are many die hard Paris Hilton fans that love her. I may never understand it, but it is good to know with enough money, you can build your own Egypt!

Imagine receiving a $3 Million dollar engagement ring and a new $12,000,000 dollar house! Her fiance is very generous and has left a good example for humanity. Now, if he will get her to eat some more food! Give her a ham sandwich!

I think in the horror movie The Fog, she would have had a fighting chance as a anorexic leper, on the boat that was consumed with fire. Here again, she would have been a victim and it might keep some of her loyal fans entertained.

Will Paris Hilton hit the silver screen again with her second-rate entertainment? I don't know about you, but I hope not. I will make sure I have a barf bag on hand if she does! Thanks to Paris Hilton, every actor that lacks talent has hope.

She can play a victim, as long as she does not talk and she leaves some thick clothes on, like maybe a snow suit!

Maybe someday, Paris Hilton will be over in a third world country feeding the children with Brad Pitt. Dreams do come true!

Copyright 2006 DeWayne Strickland

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Saturday, May 8, 2010

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Family Guy, Vol. 6 Review



I am not from the US and the shipping issue is always a problem. But with amazon is awesome!! I received my Family Guy Vol. 4 really fast and what can I say? Is family guy! I love it! Best show ever!!

The pack is great, all the artwork and the extra things on the discs.

IT'S A MUST BUY/HAVE!!!!



Family Guy, Vol. 6 Feature


  • ISBN13: 0024543541691
  • Condition: NEW
  • Notes: Brand New from Publisher. No Remainder Mark.



Family Guy, Vol. 6 Overview


America's first family of comedy is back with its sixth volume of hilarity and hi-jinx.
  • Audio: English: 5.1 Dolby Surround
  • Language: Dubbed: English / Subtitled: English, French, & Spanish
  • Aspect Ratio: Full Screen: 1.33:1

Disc 1:
  • No Meals On Wheels
  • Unrated audio is Default. Uncensored Audio
  • Commentary by Executive Producer Seth MacFarlane, Director Greg Colton, Writer Mike Henry, Actor Patrick Warburton and Composer Walter Murphy
  • Boys Do Cry
  • Unrated audio is Default. Uncensored Audio
  • Commentary by Executive Producers Seth MacFarlane and Danny Smith, Director Brian Iles, and Writer Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
  • No Chris Left Behind
  • Unrated audio is Default. Uncensored Audio
  • Commentary by Executive Producers Seth MacFarlane, David A. Goodman and Chris Sheridan, Director Pete Michels, Writer Patrick Meighan and Actor Seth Green
  • It Takes A Village Idiot, And I Married One
  • Unrated audio is Default. Uncensored Audio
  • Commentary by Executive Producer Seth MacFarlane, Co-Executive Producer Danny Smith, Writer/Actor Alex Borstein and Actor Mila Kunis
  • Meet The Quagmires
  • Unrated audio is Default. Uncensored Audio
  • Commentary by Executive Producer Seth MacFarlane, Director Dan Povenmire, Writer Mark Hentemann, Actor Adam Carolla and Production Staff Kara Vallow

Disc 2:
  • Movin' Out (Brian's Song)
  • Unrated audio is Default. Uncensored Audio
  • Commentary by Executive Producers Seth MacFarlane, David A. Goodman and Chris Sheridan, Director Cyndi Tang and Writer John Viener
  • Believe It Or Not, Joe's Walking On Air
  • Unrated audio is Default. Uncensored Audio
  • Commentary by Executive Producer Seth MacFarlane, Director Julius Wu, Writer Andrew Goldberg, Actor Patrick Warburton and Composer Walter Murphy
  • (100th episode) Stewie Kills Lois
  • Unrated audio is Default. Uncensored Audio
  • Commentary by Executive Producers Seth MacFarlane, David A. Goodman and Chris Sheridan, Co-Producer Kim Fertman, Director Greg Colton, Writer Steve Callaghan, Actor Alex Borstein and Composer Ron Jones
  • Lois Kills Stewie
  • Unrated audio is Default. Uncensored Audio
  • Commentary by Executive Producers Seth MacFarlane, David A. Goodman and Chris Sheridan, Co-Producer Kim Fertman, Director Greg Colton, Writer Steve Callaghan, Actor Alex Borstein and Composer Ron Jones
  • Padre de Familia
  • Unrated audio is Default. Uncensored Audio
  • Commentary by Executive Producers Seth MacFarlane and David A. Goodman, Director Pete Michels, Writer Kirker Butler and Actor Phyllis Diller
  • Peter's Daughter
  • Unrated audio is Default. Uncensored Audio
  • Commentary by Executive Producers Seth MacFarlane and David A. Goodman, Executive Producer/Writer Chris Sheridan and Actor Mila Kunis

Disc 3:
  • McStroke
  • Unrated audio is Default. Uncensored Audio
  • Commentary by Executive Producers Seth MacFarlane and David A. Goodman, Director Brian Iles, Writer Wellesley Wild and Actor Lisa Wilhoit



Episode Description:
Disc 1:
  • No Meals On Wheels
  • Boys Do Cry
  • No Chris Left Behind
  • It Takes A Village Idiot, And I Married One
  • Meet The Quagmires

Disc 2:
  • Movin' Out (Brian's Song)
  • Believe It Or Not, Joe's Walking On Air
  • (100th episode) Stewie Kills Lois
  • Lois Kills Stewie
  • Padre de Familia
  • Peter's Daughter

Disc 3:
  • McStroke



Family Guy, Vol. 6 Specifications


Meet the Griffins: Peter, the big, lovable oaf who always says what’s on his mind. Lois, the doting mother who can’t figure out why her baby son keeps trying to kill her. Their daughter Meg, the teen drama queen who’s constantly embarrassed by her family. Chris, the beefy 13-year-old who wouldn’t hurt a fly, unless it landed on his hot dog. Stewie, the maniacal one-year-old bent on world domination. And Brian, the sarcastic dog with a wit as dry as the martinis he drinks. The animated adventures of his outrageous family will have your whole family laughing out loud..



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Quit Preaching! - John Petrucci - Yardley, PA
I have all the Family Guy DVD sets and have always enjoyed them. The sixth season is B.S.!! Very preachy! Yes, we know you like pot, don't like ex-president Bush and don't believe in god but I don't want your morals pushed on me all season. JUST SHUT UP AND BE FUNNY! I still watch the other seasons just not 6.



It's Family Guy! It's freakin hilarious - rockalittle - NY
IF your are NOT easily offended, THIS IS FREAKIN HILARIOUS! I mean seriously this is vol.6. You must know how funny this show is.
Awesome 5 stars.



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Thursday, May 6, 2010

Staying on the Funny Side - Of Kitchen Gadgets

I'm a sucker for those "As Seen On TV" kitchen gadgets.

Show me a woman in a dated hairdo and a pantsuit, waving her hand over a seventy-five-piece plastic monogrammed food packaging and storage system, and my pulse starts to race.
Show me the whole family frolicking (is that still a word?) through the meadow with the dog and the handy dandy monogrammed food packaging carrying case on wheels with the drink holder and solar radio, and I'm diving for my credit card.

Tell me that for just an additional dollar, I can get a complete set of stainless steel knives guaranteed to cut steel and to outlive three generations, and it is no longer a want - no longer a need - it has become an I must have this or I will die - forget braces for Junior, Mamma needs a food storage system.

My husband tried to block the channel after I ordered him thirty-seven button-me-easy kits that promise to replace your button in thirty seconds without the need for needles or thread. He said it would have been a good idea, if most of his shirts had buttons.

It happens again yesterday. Just when I've barely recovered from the ramifications of ordering a lifetime supply of under-the-bed sweater organizers that emit a lilac scent - I see her white teeth and that familiar pantsuit, and I'm under her spell again. This time is different. This gadget is the king daddy of all gadgets - the Air Sucker 2000 - breaking all records in high tech kitchen gadgetry. Put your food in the bag, slide the bag through the sealer and it sucks all the air out of the bag and keeps it fresh for the rest of your life - just as fresh as the day you put it in. We're thinking of using it on Great Uncle Fred. You can seal pork chops, chicken, steak, salad, soup, and even a pint of your dog's blood should he ever need a transfusion. This would have been a handy thing to have when Uncle Skeeter cut off his toe with the weed whacker and we needed something to carry it in.

This is revolutionary. This will save us millions of dollars in wasted food. This, I have to have. I decide to order three - just in case they stop making them. "What are you doing?" my husband asks in an accusing tone as I'm reciting my credit card number to Susie who swears the Air Sucker 2000 changed her life. How does he do that? I have to yell for help four times when I super glue my foot into my new shoe (long story). It takes ten minutes for him to come to my aid when I get my hair caught in the drain (even longer story). We have a dead squirrel on the front porch for three days and he doesn't even notice. Pick up the phone to try and place a tiny little credit card order and it's like I blew a dog whistle.

I tell Susie to please hold, roll my eyes, and explain to my husband, while trying to be patient, that this is one of those necessary purchases. "You do NOT need that," he says, gritting his teeth. He should really learn to handle stress more effectively. "Yes. I do." "Like you needed the battery operated Bug-Be-Gone for the pool?" He can be quite sarcastic when he wants to be. "Hey, you said yourself that was good idea," I point out. "We don't have a pool!" he growls. I hang up the phone before Susie can call 911 to report domestic violence and follow my husband to the kitchen where he's standing with his arms crossed, wearing that look he gets when he's about to win an argument. Uh-oh.

"Open that cabinet," he barks. "Come on. Open it. And tell me what you see." I don't appreciate his tone. "Let's see," I murmur. "There's the green pepper spiraler....the vegetable blender with the pasta attachment...the six-speed juicer with the sleeve to hold the morning paper...oh, here's that cute serving tray with the ceramic pigs in bikinis on pool floats...and the pasta colander that turns into a centerpiece...and I'm not really sure exactly what this thing is..." My voice trails off as I crawl deeper into the cabinet. "What's that behind the silver-plated cake stand that sings happy birthday?" he asks while I drag out a dust-covered contraption and read the words on the side: Air Sucker 2000.

Suddenly it comes rushing back - November, two years ago. I still remember the day it came in the mail. I was so excited. I was convinced that this revolutionary item would change my life. I never could figure out how it worked. It was missing three pieces, wouldn't work on any speed but high, made an awful screeching noise, blew a fuse, and was wider than my counter top. I wrapped one piece of chicken (which is still in my freezer, thank you very much) and decided it wasn't worth the effort.

Okay, okay, so maybe my husband has a point. He's still a little mad. It's probably better that I don't tell him there are three more Air Suckers in the basement.

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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Family Guy Stewie - The Crazy Baby Everyone Loves

Stewart Gilligan Griffin (a.k.a. Stewie) is a fictional one year old character in the animated series called Family Guy. He is very sophisticated and has an advanced vocabulary. He is completely obsessed with world domination and also trying throughout the episodes to kill his mother, Lois because of the nine months he had to spend in her which he calls the "ovarian Bastille." Stewie has a brother named Chris and a sister named Meg, but also a half-brother which the Griffin family is unaware of named Bertram.

The voice of Stewie is done by Seth McFarlane in an English accent. It never seems awkward at all to the people in the show when Stewie seems to have firearms and and other such weapons. He even constructed secret passages in his bedroom that house all of his weapons as well as he built fighter-jets, robots, mind control devices, a time machine and such. What is funny to me is that it is hard to tell if the family actually hears Stewie talking because at some points they respond back to him and then at some times, when he talks about world domination or killing Lois, no one says anything back to him.

For example in an episode called "Mind Over Murder" Stewie says "victory is mine!" and then his mother Lois responds back with "Yes, and this cake is yours too." So obviously their are three ways you can look at it, either they ignore him, don't hear him, or don't take him seriously. In an episode called "Mr.Griffin Goes to Washington" Lois says, "My god, it all makes sense now. My baby is some kind of diabolical genius bent on world domination!" Stewie then replies back (clapping) Bravo, Lois. The last horse finally crosses the finish line. Which Louis then replies back with, "Stewie! All these months I should have paid attention to what you've said. You're an evil child. Why, why did I have to go and smoke pot when I was pregnant with you?" Being that Stewie is supposed to only be one years old and does not seem to age throughout the seasons he talks about things from way before his time as if he were there. He is such a sophisticated child, while on the other hand he loves child things. Rupert, which is his teddy bear is like a best friend to Stewie; Stewie talks to him as if he were a real person.

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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Audiovox VE927 9-Inch LCD Drop-Down TV with Built-In DVD Player and Clock Radio




Audiovox VE927 9-Inch LCD Drop-Down TV with Built-In DVD Player and Clock Radio

You get what you pay for,
I purchased this unit to replace a previous Audiovox unit that failed after 2 years. While I preferred not to get another Audiovox due to that experience, there are not a lot of alternatives for an undercounter unit. I considered the Sony much too bulky, and the Philips unit only comes with the iPod slot which I don't want and consider annoying, so it's Audiovox again. After 3 weeks, I am satisfied with the unit. It is much sturdier in construction than the previous unit, and the design is sleek and handsome. The controls are well laid out and intuitive. Picture quality is only fair (using an analog cable input), but acceptable. When viewing a DVD, picture is actually very good, but who watches a DVD in the kitchen? Sound quality is also fair, about what I expected at this price (this is NOT a premium sound system).

Installation was easy, but I installed under a cornet cabinet, or it would have been a challenge. Who knows if this unit will last longer than the previous unit's 2 years, but at half the cost of the Sony, it seems worth the risk.

Audiovox VE927 9-Inch LCD Drop-Down TV with Built-In DVD Player and Clock Radio